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Posted on Wednesday, 1 February 2023 Source possumgurl69 Via viceroysalamancer
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imagine you’re on a road trip with the love of your life and your boyfriend like, insists you pick up this fucked up little hitchhiker who’s like 4 feet tall and looks like he’s literally about to die, then you hear the hitchhiker conspiring to KILL you and your boyfriend and steal your shit, so you tell your boyfriend and he’s like “oh no he’s harmless you’re lying” and basically this fucked up danny devito sized slimeball breaks up your relationship and your boyfriend leaves you on the side of the road!! that’s what happened to samwise gamgee.

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  7. kuramirocket said: Obviously canon book Frodo would never, but I liked that scene just for the drama. Lol. But yeah, Frodo deserved better in terms of characterization even if it was the ring and Gollim whispering in his ears that was fcking with his mind
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