Mr president we have reason to suspect their is a masquito in the oval office

Reading guide

  • "Mr president" = me
  • "The oval office" = my room
  • "Their", "masquito" = errors for comedic effect

Behind the scenes

This post was inspired by the Mosquito Bite that appeared at or around 1:30 AM on my right elbow. As of 1:39 AM, the culprit remains at large. Some say a faint buzzing can still be heard

i do think medical & sciences should have different shirt colors. after you've been attacked by sentient plants or the hull has been breached by klingons or a malevolent space cloud has incapacitated the bridge crew, i think you'd want to be able to tell immediately if you're running towards a doctor or a geologist. design flaw

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Peninsula Supple Skink (Lygosoma penisulare), family Scincidae, Thailand

photograph by @rupertsreptiles

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We all deserve this kind of support.

Okay i was not ready for the full costumes and everything involved here but the Aurora one had me cackling

argumate:
“empresszo:
“ femmenietzsche:
“The thought of having to navigate this is very stressful to me
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going to school in Japan as an undercover cop and having my cover blown within seconds
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The thought of having to navigate this is very stressful to me

empresszo

going to school in Japan as an undercover cop and having my cover blown within seconds

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The “i wanna be” comic

"I never thought of this ship before but I see it now :0" heh...

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"hm I dont usually like this ship but-" mmn.

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Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

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it’s never too early to teach children about the devaluation of labor!

(from an American Girls book)

Babie’s first entitled commissioner

As a fiber artist, it BREAKS MY HEART when creators post in one of the fiber art Facebook groups I’m in that “I made this, I’m charging X, is that too much?” and the picture will be a stunning queen size afghan and the price they’re worried is too high is 50$. i just want to shout “PRICE OF MATERIALS + TIME IT TOOK TO MAKE @ MINIMUM WAGE” at the minimum.

people undervalue art so drastically that artists end up undervaluing their hard work.

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